The Dorkus Malorkus

The rambles of a 20 year old student about to go on exchange to Madrid.

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

(via organicallydanica)

believeinrecovery:

A little table to how to get rid of all that negative self-talk. We have to learn look at the good in situations too, instead of dwelling on things we can’t change- because you know what? We may not be able to change what is happening but we CAN change how we view it! 

(Source: believeinrecovery, via beggestere)

purplekraken:

miamorox:

I drew a portrait of the beautiful purplekraken today to try and break myself out of an artistic slump. She is v gorgeous and lovely and she looks like a fairy princess.

Mia didn’t tell me she was going to paint this so it was just a lovely surprise on Facebook and I just stared at it for five minutes thinking “oh my god I look beautiful” and almost crying. This is the best thing to happen to my self esteem in weeks. Thank you so much Mia :)

purplekraken:

miamorox:

I drew a portrait of the beautiful purplekraken today to try and break myself out of an artistic slump. She is v gorgeous and lovely and she looks like a fairy princess.

Mia didn’t tell me she was going to paint this so it was just a lovely surprise on Facebook and I just stared at it for five minutes thinking “oh my god I look beautiful” and almost crying. This is the best thing to happen to my self esteem in weeks. Thank you so much Mia :)

(via i-remain-convinced)

importantbirds:


birb doing a YELL?

"ON LITTLE ADAYS AND A LOMELY GOAPHERB YADLE DADLE DADLE DADOR YAY HHEE HOO
sing is a sorg in a logley goberb dingle dopple windle hindle doo!”
is what say this yeller yeller

importantbirds:

birb doing a YELL?

"ON LITTLE ADAYS AND A LOMELY GOAPHERB YADLE DADLE DADLE DADOR YAY HHEE HOO

sing is a sorg in a logley goberb dingle dopple windle hindle doo!”

is what say this yeller yeller

(via i-remain-convinced)

balfies:

My parents are overseas at the minute and my dad is an idiot.

scattersparks asked: 100-104!

100. How are you feeling?

Tired, and good!

101. Do you type fast?

Not particularly. About average, I would say.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

A lot of things, yeah. 

103. Can you spell well?

I like to think so!

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

I do.